wii-demo:

tarzanforps1:

unorthodoxchronicles:

twin-gemiinii:

trohmosexual:

when people use “you messed with the wrong fandom” as a threat

It’s funnier because we all know there’s only one fandom that does that but if we mention it specifically, they’ll do just that. xD

we better keep this like SUPER LOCKED down we don’t know WHO could react to this one, EH? EH?

This is equivalent to a news station cutting to a technical maintenance screen just before someone dies

heywriters:

icecoldorangejuice:

Having a sibling or three really like….gave you interpersonal skills and moral exercises from an early age that people who were only children had to learn later on, because nothing makes your brain work overtime than having a ride or die relationship with someone who you would suplex through the dining room table in a second if they touched your shit, but you’d also stand up and take the blame for some shit if you knew it wasn’t their fault or stepping in and swinging if they were being bullied by someone else

one minute i go from “i could disown you and never look back” to “you are literally the funniest person i know, we can survive anything together.”

vampireapologist:

linguisticparadox:

vampireapologist:

I just passed someone pointing at their black boots and saying very firmly “it IS gay the shoes make it gay” and I said “it’s true” as I passed and they turned to their friend and said “SEE” and I’m just glad I could be helpful

I love those moments when I get to be a helpful NPC

This is EXACTLY it. I was an NPC

meatfighter:

Come get this dick-fil-a

glumshoe:

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

vocaloid-district:

freakxwannaxbe:

chefpyro:

me: here’s a list of fictional characters i want to bone

my gf: this in no way diminishes my attraction to you. here’s my own list

me: 

Boku no ita jikan

imsoshive:

“You gon beat this pussy up?”

vastcool:

gordonm99:

vastcool:

I can still smell her on my couch but don’t remember her name

Huh

I ain’t explaining shit in 2019

skippercifer:

weirdness-is-good:

Casey Frey was in a commercial for Just Dance 2015…

This is like that scene in every horror movie where they’re looking through old photographs and see the ghost/demon that’s been haunting them in the background.

lmaonade:

paczkickyourface:

lmaonade:

devil may happy :)

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

critique my post ever again and devil may angry